Concepts

Having a Concept Battle with another guy.
Winners of Concept Battles shall be self-determined

 

A violent aging grandfather thinking back fondly to the days when he would beat his children senseless

 

girlscouts kneeling before the holy mother, accepting communion with a placenta-based girlscout cookie…

 

The innuit word for the realization that if you had made every life choice completely at random you would have ended up in better circumstances…

 

A midget Emergency Rescue Technician who revives someone suffering from a heart attack by jumping up and down on their chest…

 

A confirmation of another’s intelligence denoted by morse code farting “Brilliant”

 

A cloth woven from quantum mechanical threads whose waveforms are intermingled in such a manner that simply by taking off your clothing, your partner’s clothing is simultaneously removed…

 

Animals made of gas that live in the solid cores of giant planets, and when they die they turn into liquid.

 

A thanksgiving turkey that is bred to grow back it’s thighs after removing them and its tiny wheelchair…

 

The vacant stare in a baby’s eyes that signals it is giving up on life…

 

an online map of our galaxy showing the precise location of 1000000 stars plus or minus 1000000

 

living underwear that you purchase for your teenaged daughters that constricts automatically around her waist whenever young males approach…

 

a parthinogenic toothpick

 

A digital creature that reproduces by duplicating itself from the inside out, and then copying and pasting somewhere else

 

a sand and witch sandwich

 

ghosts who live on in the distributed memories of those who knew them, but only when they are being remembered…

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