Concepts

Having a Concept Battle with another guy.
Winners of Concept Battles shall be self-determined

 

 

A cannibal fondly thinking of an ex girlfriend as he looks at the face in his soup…

 

A verb that is terrified of becoming a direct object, which it views as less socially acceptable…

 

a frog with five legs who can only jump anti clockwise

 

The cornerstone of progress being upended to search for the squirming worms of social inequality…

 

death by multiple toothpick stabs, 877 to be exact

 

A superintelligent lightning bolt, that realizes its own mortality as it flickers out of existence…

 

the fluctuating bond market for hope being rapidly depreciated by the despair index.

 

a deaf mute, who imagines sound as a metaphor for smell…

 

An inverse volcano that sucks entire hillsides into the center of the earth…

 

a greedy accountant who dreams of having her orifices filled with molten gold

 

A giant earthworm that evolves a protective shell that looks like a human corpse…

 

The mouse from Hickory Dickory Dock who ran up the clock slamming you for assuming he knew the mice from Three Blind Mice

 

an obsessive compulsive who has to dance the Jitterbug every time he hears the words, ‘I’m sorry.’

 

a serial killer who likes to attend buddhist meditation sessions every saturday morning so he can laugh internally at the inappropriateness of him being there

 

A double boomarang, that comes back to you and then leaves once again…

 

a uterus that is shaped like a w, so people call it a Wuterus.

 

the back of the color blue…

 

a fly whose sunglasses lenses are each a different prescription

 

A tanned man in montana

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