Concepts

Having a Concept Battle with another guy.
Winners of Concept Battles shall be self-determined.

 

building a tiny career in the space between expectation and reality…

 

tongue-kissing the jaws of defeat while fingering the bitch goddess of fame

 

freeze dried ashes filling 144 safe deposit boxes

 

The bitterness of a million unsuccessful actresses smothering a young producer to death in his sleep

 

the mahabharata illustrated on the skins of several thousand hindu corpses

 

a grasshopper who learned to play the violin to seduce a cricket she was smitten with

 

A form of torture that involves constantly telling a person how much you love them

 

TWO musicians arguing over whether the sound of the car horn they both just heard was a SOL or a LA in B flat minor

 

a tantric sex position that can only be gotten into, because it kills you after you ejaculate

 

a joshua tree that prefers to be called Josh

 

The way that in Hell the smell of frying foetuses begins to make your mouth water because it smells like bacon

 

A superintelligent disease, hating itself for not being more lethal.

 

a humanoid porcupine yelling trade trade trade just before closing time at the NYSE

 

the first person to realize that the bitchy human resources lady is actually a robot

 

a great retrosnub icosidodecahedron staring in awe of the complexity of a twig

 

a monkey with precognition who rejects a female monkey’s advances because he doesn’t want his children to evolve into mankind.

 

a woman who has devoted her life to stealing slack from ropes

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